Nick Saban says he always wanted to be a Car Salesman, has no tolerance for lemons



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In this week's edition of Non-stories to file, there is a supposed lawsuit in regarding Nick Saban and ownership of a proposed Mercedes-Benz dealership. Crown Automobiles, out of Hoover, filed an intent to subpoena the Alabama Head Coach.

Here is the filing.

If you're asking why they would do such a thing, it's not because they're Auburn fans.

A Nick Saban owned dealership would generate buzz and influence in the state of Alabama. I'm sure that this dealership will have nothing but 5-star quality vehicles and Nick Saban probably has a low tolerance for lemons.

To take what would probably be a line from Clay Travis, only 15% could afford to buy a Benz from Nick Saban.

Crown is obviously in trouble, and competition is trying to park right by their front door.

Competition is the lifesource for great free enterprise and Crown obviously isn't confident enough to let it make them better.

This is nothing new in business, you sue to keep your competition from gaining momentum. And this is not the first time that Crown Automobiles has done this.

Should you be surprised that college football coaches would pursue business endeavors? If so, you're very naïve.

If this dealership does get built and happen, maybe Nick Saban won't reach out to the government to influence laws that make sports and luxury vehicles go from 0 to 60 in 10 seconds.

Couldn't resist.