The state of Georgia can't seem to meet their grueling demands. Here's some video tutorials on the failed Georgia attempts before.
As of now....waging war with Alabama and/or Florida would probably mean total annihilation of the entire state of Georgia. A Georgia invasion of Alabama and Florida's water supply could damage the ecosystem and habitat of:
Big Al, who requires a large amount of water for his size. Mostly for hydration and bathing.
Aubie, who doesn't require as much water for necessity, but is pissed off Big Al is using large amounts and wants just as much.
Spirit, which a Georgia invasion would impact fish supply, and pissed off Big Al uses so much water
Albert (He's an Alligator who lives in water and just hates Georgia all together).
That could be an alliance too much for one thirsty Bulldog. So what remaining neighboring state would be the most vulnerable to quench UGA's thirst???? That's right, Tennessee. The Chattanooga Times reported today that the Georgia State Legislature voted 48-2 to move their border up one mile into Tennessee to tap into part of Nickajack Lake to meet their thirst for that sweet Tennessee River booty. However, this is nothing new to the residents of Tennessee and Georgia.
Smokey is not happy about this and Butch Jones probably didn't realize the magnitude of the Tennessee/Georgia game in his 1st season until today. Derek Dooley could not fight off the thirsty UGA and it eventually cost him his job. Lane Kiffin did keep UGA at bay from hydrating from the sweet nectar of Ole' Smokey's Water Bowl before going off to the Pacific to preserve Ducks, Bears, Wildcats, and Fighting Trees.
Ole' Smokey is now calling on Butch Jones to protect the pure treasure that Tennessee holds so dear away from the fat, wrinkly paws of the water hog that is UGA. Smokey has won this fight before, and he will fight until the bitter end to keep UGA from quenching his gigantic thirst. If he has to, he will call on some reinforcement.
